My Way of Living [08/23/16

  • Ma’am this is the computer center

    I don’t know about you, but I really don’t like early morning phone calls, they rarely bring good news. This one rang at 6 am, and thanks to call display I realized as I picked it up that is wasn’t anyone I knew, but a unnamed number. Relieved, I still answered it with a whisper because we had overnight guests and I didn’t want th…

  • So… a woman walks into a paint store

    It’s no joke, a woman [me] really did walk into a paint store, and her poor husband sat outside in the truck while she did that. In the burning hot summer sun. Well, I guess he could have come into air conditioned store, but he choose not to. They tell you not to leave pets in cars during the summer, what about husbands? “Don’t be…