Remember that kid in grade school who always seemed to follow his own wavering path when you and your classmates were supposed to be marching in a ruler straight line? Well, he grew up, and now he is the guy that squeezed into the parking spot between you and the “there is no way anyone is going to park there it’s too tight” spot next to you. No, it’s not too tight for him.
He’s also that guy that just can’t seem to park straight beside any vehicle in the snow, he parks at a angle with a attitude. In fact snowy parking lots bring out the worst in his driving skills… he is the first vehicle to angle off, and starts another complete row of followers like sheep who can’t park.
There they all are, lining up any old way… gotta love winter. Did someone change the rules and not tell me? When you try to find a place to park in the snow there are no lines, it’s a free for all, no lines means you can park anywhere you want right? Rules of the road… don’t exist for these kind of drivers.
You can thank the kid who couldn’t walk in a straight line like the rest of your class, for the new scratches on your vehicle.
He parks to the beat of a different drummer. Jane obviously drives a nice vehicle that she is proud of, and wishes to keep it in pristine condition even though it is older. She hardly ever parks in any spot that someone might squeeze into besides her.