Not George, but who knows which corn field he could be in. The biggest news ever to hit our little town is happening in a cornfield near us, according to our local paper it’s also the worst kept secret around. George Clooney, and Hugh Laurie are making a Disney movie here, with some of the scenes being shot in the Okanagan. I certainly didn’t know about it, no one tells me anything. This is even bigger news then the woman [a former city slicker], who to save them from wandering the highway, rounded up all her neighbour’s cows into her front yard with her car, and then complained that they trampled her flower beds.
Filming is happening in a local corn field. My sister’s farm grows corn, and it would be just like her not to let the cat out of the bag so to speak… imagine, I could be visiting, and run right into Mr. Hunkability I mean, George or Hugh.
“Hi, um… no this isn’t a camera, and no I wasn’t stalking George, I was ah searching for… corn stalks, that’s what I was doing, looking for stalking photos, I mean searching for corn stalks. Yes, the ones that just happened to be growing where your trailers are parked.”
I know, what a amazing coincidence… no there are no celebrity photos on my camera… just ummm corn stalks.” Hey, give me back my camera…
I am swooning, must be the heat, after all I don’t get excited over celebrities… but George, and Hugh in a corn field, in our little town… oh that English accent, those eyes, that talent, yes, it’s all that talent, that’s what it is.
Talent, in a corn field, in our little town.
What ever will they think of next.