You’ve heard of Feng Shui, the
ancient Chinese art of balancing the energies of a space. My friend found the cutest little book in her travels and immediately thought of me Titled Fang Shui, and written by Catfucius it comes with a cute little cat bookmark and some great feline wisdom. I left it on my desk the other day and noticed that it was covered in cat hair when I went back.
Use the energy of the earth to ensure a successful hunt, flatten your body, become one with the dirt. Feel it’s power flowing through you.
Seems like someone furry is checking it out. He has already adopted some of the practices in order to maintain and create the best Ch’i for himself.
Loud noises are disruptive to feng shui. Avoid vacuum cleaners inside the home, and lawnmowers outside the home.
Restore the spirit, when necessary by eating the right thing. Whatever is in the food bowl at a given moment is not the right thing. Sit and stare at the bowl. Eventually someone else will offer you something else. Sniff at that, and walk away. Eat it later when they are not looking.
The cat strives for grace and elegance of movement at all times. Failing this, act as though any inelegant gesture was intentional. It looks like Boo is a master at Fang Shui…