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Help wanted ad — Doorman position available

Muddy Boot Dreams is pleased to announce a new position opening up in the company as personal doorman to Bootsie. Resident"when he feels like it" cat, and chief executive officer. The suitable applicant will be patient, intuiti ve, and be willing to work from dawn to late evenings. The applicant must have eyes in the back of their head, and the ability to read cat's minds. Compensation will not be based on a monetary currency, instead payment will be made through brushing against the legs, as a thank you. Or a soft meow, which will indicate immediate need for more food. This full time position, requires the ability to juggle your own life, and the demands of a cat who doesn't know wh at he wants. The suitable applicant should be able to undo locks on patio doors in mere seconds. And be willing to repeat the gesture many, many, times per day.

This position is only open to those who are able to withstand a cold, wet, cat, swirling around their bare legs, early in the morning without screaming, or dancing up and down. Forward resumes to mousecatcheratgmail.com attention Bootsie.

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